Volume III • Issue 1 • June 2005

Alone Time
by Bethany Shady

Due to Bethany Shady having to attend a four-day Leadership Training Course Retreat with her boss and coworkers last week, any creative and positive energy has been drained from her body and she was unable to come up with anything more than what is below...

(To be read in an English accent)

Three fat bullfrogs
sat on a log,
in a tiny corner
of an Azkabanian bog.

They had spent every single moment,
together since their birth.
Eating, sleeping, ribbiting,
on this piece of Earth.

At the age of seven,
number two fell ill,
and died rather quickly
unknowingly from a pill.

Bullfrog number three
had tired of his crowd,
and poisoned his brother William
with a Biplan pill from Stroud.

Bullfrog three enjoyed,
that the noise was cut in half.
And got greedy for TOTAL silence,
so killed off brother Daffs.

And there he sat in peace
enjoying his new earned throne,
(thinking to himself)
EVERYBODY needs
some time to be alone.


Bethany Shady...

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