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Volume III • Issue 1 • June 2005

Fear the Ninja
A Ninja Poetry Slam by D.J. Kirkbride

Is you afraid of ninjas,
            little punk?
Bes’ say yes ‘for one kicks you
            in the junk.

Yeah, ninjas are plenty cool,
            but they don’t follow no rule.
To a ninja, you’re just a
            silly, little, no good tool.
And for you not to fear ‘em
            makes your punk ass nuthin’ but
            one soon to be dead-ass fool.

Now, before a throwing star
            flies at your head from afar,
Let me ask you one more time:
            Is you afraid of ninjas…
                        …after this scary-ass rhyme?

Commemorative "Ninja Poetry" collector plates will soon be available through the Franklin Mint.

Anti-Thoughts Dustin Grovemiller	Confessions of a Dingy Trooch Bethany Shady
From the Cheap Seats Cousy Kane	No Action Fingers O'Reilly
Pure Lard D.J. Kirkbride	Something About Nothing Tadd Branum
Complaints From Moscow Daria O. Fissoun	Gently With a Chainsaw Leigh Sholler
What Fresh Hell is This? Kristin Gifford	Spoiler Warning
Hooray for Comics!	Remotely Controlled
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