Volume III • Issue 1 • June 2005

Cheap Seats Hits the Road!
by Cousy Kane

The weekend of May 4th and 5th, my Dad and I hit the road for a quick two-day baseball road trip. We were embarking on two new cites and stadiums, both great baseball towns: St. Louis and Milwaukee.
 
We hit the road at 5:00am on Saturday to take the seven and a half-hour drive over I-70 to St. Louis. The drive itself seemed very short--maybe it was the great conversations about our fantasy baseball teams, and how much I am annihilating the rest of our league. Maybe it was the Kool-Aid truck we were stuck behind. Have you ever seen a Kool-Aid semi? It’s pretty cool. OH YEAH! Maybe it was coming up with the list of all the stadiums we had gone to. Not that the list is that long compared to others, but we have most of the Midwest covered:

  • Jacobs Field
  • Municipal Stadium
  • Riverfront Stadium
  • Great American Ballpark
  • Tiger Stadium
  • Comerica Park
  • PNC Park
  • Camden Yards
  • Yankee Stadium
  • Old Comiskey Park
  • New Comiskey Park
  • Wrigley Field

And in 2 days add:

  • Busch Stadium
  • Miller Park

I had two big reasons to want to travel to St. Louis. 1) This was the final season for Busch Stadium. The Cardinals are building a new park next door. 2) Albert Pujols. The Cardinals first baseman is my favorite baseball right now. And has been for the past four seasons, since he came up as a rookie.
 
Well, we reached St. Louis. Big clue? The giant Arch. The stadium is downtown, with not much atmosphere around it--parking garages mostly. And the new stadium is being built next door. As you walk around Busch stadium, you can see inside the new park. It still has a long way to go, but it looked interesting.

So we go inside Busch. First thought? Why the hell do they need a new stadium? This one was beautiful! Apparently it was built in the 1960s and the Cardinals want a smaller/intimate park now, just like everyone else. Probably will be loaded with luxury suites. Anyway, the park was cool, and you can see the St. Louis Arch hovering above stadium in centerfield. I went down to see if I could get any pictures of Pujols taking batting practice, but he was now where to be found. The Padres, the opponent of the day, were throwing and stretching.

We walked around the concourse, my dad in search of souvenirs. I was in search of a hot dog... and I struck gold. Cardinals' wieners come in jumbo sized and run you $4.50. Add in a huge helping of garlic fries and I was set. The hot dog was delicious! It was about a monster--you could barely see the bun. One of the best ballpark dogs I’ve ever had. And in case you were wondering, Busch Stadium only sells Budweiser products.

Game time. Our seats were not too bad; We were in the second level, down the third base line, and we could see into the Padres bullpen. The stadium had 45,000 people there that day and they all had red on. The seats were red too, so it looked even more packed. Before the game, I had told my dad that I wanted Pujols to homer five times, but for the Cardinals to lose a close one, so that I could see one of my other favorite players, Padres pitcher Trevor Hoffman, close the game out in the ninth inning. Well, in the bottom of the first, Albert Pujols jacked a shot to center field. Home run. I was snapping my digital camera as much as I could. He didn’t homer the rest of the game, but the Padres came back to take the lead. In the ninth, Trevor Hoffman came out and closed the game down for a 5-4 Padres victory. Not too shabby of a prediction.
 
Then it was on too Milwaukee, another six hour drive. We stopped and slept over in Chicago that night, so it was only a couple more hours to drive in the morning. Eventaully, we see downtown Milwaukee and get off at the next exit to go to the park. It is out in the middle of nothing, surrounded by parking lots, and we found out why--Tailgaters. Everywhere. We pulled into the lot and I think we were the only car not to have a grill fired up. It was just like a football game. I can only wonder what a Packers game would be like?

The newly built Miller Park (2000) was completely different than Busch Stadium. First off, it has a retractable roof, which adds to the unique architecture of the whole park. It is very open. One could hit a homerun through the open windows and out into the parking lot. Another unique feature is the Bernie Brewer slide: Bernie Brewer is the mascot of the Brewers. At the old Brewers Stadium, whenever a Brewer hit a homerun, he would go down a slide and into a huge glass of Brew! They brought the slide into the new park, but not the glass of brew, instead he whirls down to the bottom level. Still fun to see, though we didn’t see it used (no Brewers hit homers). Our seats were awesome thanks to my mom’s company, who is a distributor for Miller beer--15 rows behind the Mets' dugout. Yeah, they played the Mets. It turned out to be a decent game with the Brewers winning it in the bottom of the ninth on a pinch-hit single by J.J. Hardy.

How were the hot dogs though? Okay. They were burnt, which was good, but they didn’t have anything extraordinary going for them. And if you were wondering, you can only get Miller products in Miller Park. Yummy Miller Lite.

The greatest thing about going to a Brewers game, though, is the Sausage race: Giant costumed wieners race around the park. On this day, my first wiener race, the giant Italian, Polish, Brat, and Hot Dog ran around the back of the field and tag little weenies. Smaller versions of them who race down the right field line for victory. I believe that the Polish Sausage won on this Sunday afternoon, though the Hot Dog was leading the overall standings.
 
And then it was the long drive back home. Too bad we didn’t see any more Kool-Aid trucks.


Cousy Kane is the footnote's sports enthusiast and commentator.

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