TV's
are good for one thing, and it ain't watching your favorite
shows anymore because, you know, TV shows pretty much all
suck. Unless you have HBO. I'm all the time reading about
and hearing about good shows on that damn pay channel all
the damn time. But it's too damn expensive! DAMN!
As far as broadcast (free) TV goes, it's all "reality"
horse pussy like people eating poop or faking love (aka, whoring)
for money-awful dreck; or shit-ass sitcoms that are either
totally white-washed or modern day minstrel shows with the
canned laughter of dead people after every unfunny "joke";
or hour-long spin offs of spin offs of spin offs... of spin
offs-poop on all that crap.
Aside for the increasingly rare good (i.e., perpetually on
the verge of cancellation) programs like Arrested Development,
all TV is good for nowadays is playing DVDs. Seriously. Ask
yourselves this, m'friends: what show currently on the air
is as good as your copy of movies like The Royal Tennenbaums
or Donnie Darko? Or even your DVD collections of
unfairly cancelled shows (occasionally, good ones do pop up
here and there) like that live action The Tick show
with Puddy from Seinfeld (another good program that's
now on DVD) or Invader Zim? Poop on the current crop
of TV shows and pop in the DVDs! 'Cause TV's play DVDs just
fine! |
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