Volume III • Issue 2• July 2005

Classic Rock?
by Anthony Eldridge

Aside from being the rock geek that you all have come to know and love, I am also a fan of classical music. I'm not a geek about it (although, for classical music, “geek” is too familiar of a term. Let's say, “connoisseur”), but I do like it enough to consider myself somewhat well informed. Anyway, a couple of weeks ago, while at work, I was listening to the classical radio station and they played a piece I had not heard before. I could tell that it was a modern piece, modern in the parlance of classical music being composed in the last hundred years, but I was unfamiliar with the composer or style. The piece was amazing, causing me to stop reading my book (I do very little actual work) and turn up the radio, which is not something that classical music normally begs you to do. On completion of the piece, the DJ informed us that it was the First Symphony by an American Composer named David Diamond, who had passed away the night before. Upon returning home, I turned on my computer and purchased the piece from an online music store.
 
What struck me about this, was, in four (alright five) years of studying music in college, playing in orchestras, and learning as much about orchestral music as I could, I had never heard of David Diamond. In the ten years since graduating from high school and going through college, a time when my knowledge of music moved from almost exclusively heavy metal to almost everything, I couldn't even remember hearing his name.
 
The blame for this oversight rests not on my college professors for not alerting me to his presence, nor the orchestra I played in for not playing his works, the large symphony orchestra in town for not playing anything, or even the radio station for waiting until his death to put something on. The reason for my ignorance of him stems from the general stagnation that has settled in on classical music. Unfortunately, there is not much of an audience for orchestral music any more, along with chamber music, opera, and the other "classical forms." Naturally, as the audience has shrunk, the ensembles, radio stations, and record labels have veered sharply to the middle to the road to try to pump up the revenues. A former teacher of mine--a principal player in the local symphony--often complained about the reliance on the "hits." As someone with tremendous talent and creative spirit, he enjoyed playing all manners of new compositions as a soloist in a recital setting. These types of events are not expected to draw any big numbers, and are often free--which allows for more experimentation. Because of this, he was able to commission new works and new arrangements, and mix them in with the standard repertoire. Ideally, what he and many of the symphony musicians would like would be to do the same thing with the large ensemble. Unfortunately, the dollar amounts need to run a symphony orchestra precludes this from happening. Just to afford to have a group limits what the group can do. The result of this is a creative stagnation. The only place to hear new classical music is at the colleges, where the works are primarily composed by the professors and performed by the student (read: free) ensembles. Hell, the chair of the composition department at my school didn't even bother having his works published anymore, because the only people who would play them were other college groups, and he'd just give them he music for free.
 
The question today is, “could his happen in rock music”? Now, I don't think that it is happening, at least on a large scale, but I've seen a couple of things that lead me to believe that it could occur in some form or another. Obviously, rock groups are small enough that they shouldn't ever need the massive amounts of (often public) funding that a symphony orchestra requires, but shrinking audiences and artistic resonance are possible.
 
The first thing that I've experienced is identical to the problem facing orchestras on the whole, only here it effects individual artists--let's call this "Greatest Hits Syndrome." Never was this phenomenon exemplified better than on an episode of The Simpsons, when Homer saw Bachman-Turner Overdrive in concert at a county fair. As the band introduces a song of their new record, Homer shouts “Oh no--no new crap! Get to TCB." Artists, of sometimes amazingly large stature, are put in the position often. A few years back I saw Paul McCartney live, and he downright pleaded with the audience to stay and listen to a couple new songs. Of all the people, you would think the crowd would want to hear what he's been working on--He was a fucking Beatle, for Christsake--but sure enough, the exodus to the restroom and concession stands began. He even knew it would be a losing battle, and put the two new songs back-to-back, giving the crowd enough time to piss and get another beer and still be back in time for "Back in the USSR." Chuck Klosterman notes a similar occurrence at a Warrant show in his book Fargo Rock City, where the lead singer of Warrant bargains with the crowd, telling them they'd play the hits if they just sat through a couple new songs. You'd kinda expect that from a group that has turned out to be a nostalgia/novelty act, but from Sir Paul, maybe the most respected songwriter in rock music? That's kinda sad. But there's got to be a logical progression towards it. I would wager that crowds at a Green Day show are primarily interested in stuff off American Idiot. I'm sure that they appreciate stuff off Dookie, but they're mainly there for the new stuff. By the time you get to the age of someone like Springsteen, it's probably evened out, with fans being equally receptive to stuff off of his new album as they are to Born to Run. But at what point do you slip past the point of new material? Am I going to be in my mid-Fifties, going to take a leak while a reunited Radiohead plays something off a new album, hoping I can get back by "Karma Police"?
 
If the first ominous sign of rock's stagnation is with the old, the second is with the young. You see, I work in a music store, and at the store we have guitar teachers. Therefore, due to our less-than-adequate soundproofing, I get to listen to about a dozen lessons a day, most of them being adolescent students. When I started the job, I expected to hear al the latest stuff coming out of the guitar rooms--metal, punk, and emo--stuff that the kids are supposedly wild about. And, to a certain extent, I do--although far less emo than all of the music magazines would lead you to believe. Mostly what I hear is stuff right off of classic rock radio. If you gauged just on the amount of times kids learn their songs in guitar lessons, the three most popular bands in the world would be Led Zeppelin, AC/DC, and Lynyrd Skynyrd. This never ceases to amaze me. Kids come in with their skateboard company t-shirts and emfro's (the white-boy emo afro) and want to learn to play "Back in Black." They don't go any further back than Zep--maybe the Doors--and rarely go further forward than Metallica and Nirvana. Granted, it's not an absolute; there are the hardcore metalheads learning Slipknot and System of a Down, and "Seven Nation Army" by the White Stripes had a pretty good run, but the overwhelming majority is right off the playlist of a generic, ClearChannel-owned FM classic rock station. I have wondered about this for some time, so I asked the teachers why they thought it was. The standard answers, being older and mostly coming from that scene, were that there's just more to that music, guitarwise, than there is to the new stuff. That makes sense, and considering most punk musicians are self-taught, it's probably not all that surprising. But if it indicates a larger trend, if most kids this age are listening to older music, will the appetite for new rock dry up? In 30 years will the majority of rock album sales and concert attendance be for "classics," and new albums and performances become niche interests? In short, will rock end up like jazz, something most people would say they like and appreciate as America's most important cultural contribution, but not actually own any recording of--other than maybe a few standards--and never see it live, unless it’s at a wedding reception or gallery opening? Will Revolver become the new Kind of Blue--a groundbreaking album turned cliche that is issued to college freshman across the country as they check into their dorms?
 
But on the other hand, if Dark Side of the Moon becomes the 20th century's version of Beethoven’s Fifth Symphony, I guess that's something. But is rock music suited to trade in cultural resonance for classical esteem?


Anthony Eldridge is the music commentator for the footnote.

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