Volume III • Issue 2• July 2005

Real ninjas rock corndogs
     not a second thought given
     to the lips and hooves of hogs.
          The bigger and fatter,
          dipped in tasty cornbatters--
          curing hunger's what matters.
 
Clever ninjas dig corndogs
     'caues they a meal on a
          stick...
     which makes a handy weapon
          right quick...
     when lunch is over and some
          surly dick...
     tries to catch them unawares,
          failing to recognize that
               deadly corndog stick.
 
The best ninjas know corndogs
     are some tasty lunchtime snacks
     complete with a wooden spear,
     handy for stabbing in a
     would-be assassin's thorax.
 
Real ninjas ROCK corndogs.

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