December 14, 2005

Don't put no coal in
a ninja's stockin'
on Christmas mornin'.
     No matter how bad he been.

Santa rides a sleigh
eve of Christmas day
slides down chimney way,
     Ever silent so they say.

But a ninja can
detect that fat man.
Ninja know when San-
     'ta's reindeer is gonna lan'.

So if good St. Nick
don't want ninja kick
in his flaccid dick
     his presents best do the trick.

Ninja good or no,
Claus, if you put coa'
in his stocking, yo...
     You'll meet your death, ho, ho, ho.

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