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November 7, 2005

 
Ninja Haiku Slam
as written by tfn staff

 

D.J. Kirkbride

A ninja can fly
Like a free bird in the sky
Even without wings


Sits on golden pond
Ninja on a lily pad
Frog-like assassin


Nunchuck to the face
Don't diss a ninja's cooking
Eggs runny or no


Sand clouding eyesight
Black suit hot in desert sun
Poor thirsty ninja


Black ninja footies
Big toe shant touch little toes
Footprint of your doom


Many ways to kill
With or without a weapon
Ninja equals death

 

Tadd Branum

Ninja mans the grill
Mean meat cookin' mofo, yo
Silent barbecue


Sorrow and pain come
Empty space, death scent heavy
Ninja enter, poop, and leave

Leigh Sholler

In soft black PJs
Wind in trees covers approach
No squirrel is safe


She shoots Ninja speed
Ninja crack runs in her veins
Ninja is her drug.


Elmer Fudd ninja
First day of rabbit season
Will Bugs Bunny live?

 

Fingers O'Reilly

Turtles swam through ooze
Grew to be team of ninjas
Cowabunga, dude

 

Bethany Shady

Voulez vous coucher
avec moi, cest le ninja?
J’avoir un grande coq.

 

Sobby

Black death scales the walls
Flow silently and swiftly
Dustin is too fat

 

Trevor Whitecliff

Michael Dudikoff
Ninja from America
Bet I'll whoop his ass

Dustin Grovemiller

Feel the touch of steel
Hot and cold it parts you twain
Ninjas kiss as death


Ninjas know no bounds
A German too is Ninja
Komm, süsser Tod


The wind bears warning
The whistle of flying stars
Listen carefully


On the open seas
The ninja will still prevail
Kill the pirate foes


Cotton grown from earth
Spun to sturdy black attire
Fabric of your death

 

Daria Fissoun

Ninja wears black like
The night in which he attacks
Unless he wears white


Not good at jumping
Is the clumsy Ninja who
Broke both of his legs


Ninja's son does not
Follow father's steps for
He just wants to sing

 


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