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ninja in the oval office
might be what America needs;
an intelligent, cunning leader,
not a cowboy spawn of inbreeds.
Not
to get too political, but
a ninja woudn't never put
his head in his muscled ninja butt.
He can keep his ninja mouth shut.
A
ninja that constantly fucks up
knows to commit hari kari,
or at least bow out with some honour,
to end the people's misery.
A
ninja ain't no diplomat, though...
He don't give two shits about oil.
And with his hardened, cold ninja steel,
he'd lance enemies like a boil.
And
a ninja know jack shit 'bout peace,
don't care 'bout the environment,
and human rights put him ill at ease...
Do we have a ninja pres'dent...?
...
except he's kinda stupid and sad?
Even worse than his rich ass dad?
Maybe a ninja in the White House
wouldn't really be all that rad.
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