Volume II • Issue 11 • April 2005

The Great Predictions
by Cousy Kane

We are finally here: Baseball season!
 
It has been a long time since the world was forced to watch the Red Sox raise the championship trophy. I know it’s an image that most want out of their head -- I know I do. And with that spring training has come and gone. Hopes of contending are on the minds of everyone, even the Royals and Pirates. Many players have changed teams this off-season: Sammy Sosa now wears black and orange in Baltimore, Pedro Martinez heads to New York to wear pinstripes for the Mets, and Randy Johnson is wearing the other New York pinstripes. It sets up for a delightful season.
 
And now the Cheap Seats third annual preseason MLB predictions:
 
AL East
 
New York Yankees
The one reason the Yanks crumbled to the Sox in the playoffs? Pitching. Boy did they fix that! Add Randy Johnson and Carl Pavano (Jaret Wright sucks) to the rotation, and Rodriquez and Stanton to pen, and the Yanks are a lock to win the East. The offense is unchanged except for bringing back 1B fav Tino Martinez to help cushion Jason Giambi if he falters.
 
Baltimore Orioles
Yeah, that right. O’s finish second. How? Well the offense is nails, even if Slammin’ Sammy doesn’t connect the way he used to. Miguel Tejada has carried teams on his back before, and now he has some help. The pitching is suspect, but a career year out of some youngsters and the O’s bolster pass the Sox. Manager Lee Mazzili will be Coach of the Year in the AL.
 
Boston Red Sox
The Champs won't make the playoffs. How? The pitching will crumble. Curt Schilling will have nagging injuries all season. David Wells will stink up Fenway Park. Matt Clement is overrated and Wade Miller arm will be jelly in May. Leaving Tim Wakefield as the number one guy.
 
Tampa Bay Devil Rays
This will be close: If the Devil Rays resurrect careers out of Denny Neagle and Hideo Nomo, watch out. Just don’t sacrifice the kids on this team. They have tons of hot prospects (Kazmir, Brazelton, Upton). Let the kids play and sacrifice another year. You’re the D-Rays! What’s another losing season?
 
Toronto Blue Jays
Losing Carlos Delgado to the Marlins will cripple the Jays. They lack power in the lineup. Maybe a return of Roy Halladay keeps them fighting to stay out of the cellar, but don’t count on it.
 
 
AL Central
 
Minnesota Twins
Sure they lost some core players, but resigning Brad Radke to pitch behind Johan Santana will prove to be the best move. Having a healthy Justin Morneau and Joe Mauer will allow the Twins to pull away early.
 
Cleveland Indians
The tribe is back! They were one of the surprises last season, but fell apart down the stretch and dropped to Minnesota. This year, the Twins win it again, but Cleveland stays right in the thick of the playoffs. A monster offense adds another head in Juan Gonzalez. Kevin Millwood and Bob Wickman must be healthy and effective for Cleveland to push for the Wild Card.
 
Chicago White Sox
The Sox picked up some speed (Scot Podsednik) and power (Jermaine Dye). But for the Sox to contend, they need Yankee castoffs El Duque and Contreras to pitch well. Otherwise, look for Ken Williams to dismantle the team in July.
 
Detroit Tigers
I want to pick the tigers to finish third, but I can't. The addition of a healthy Magglio Ordonez will go a long way. Adding bullpen help in Kyle Farnsworth and Troy Percival means a Tiger lead in the eighth turns to a victory. The unknown young staff needs to step up to prove me wrong.
 
Kansas City Royals
The Royals crashed hard last year after contending for the division the year before. And things don’t look any better. They may shop Mike Sweeney, claiming that a small market can’t afford its stars.

 

AL West
 
Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim
Huh? How can this be? Couldn’t they squeeze California into the name also? Regardless, the Angels retooled adding Orlando Cabrera and Steve Finley. If hot prospects Kotchman and McPherson are the real deal, watch out!
 
Texas Rangers
Major League Baseball’s biggest surprise last year, the Rangers have an awesome infield, led by Alfonso Soriano. There is no telling what this offense could do. And the bullpen is one of baseball's best. So why not have them win the division? Their pitching is horrendous, led by 103-year-old Kenny Rogers.
 
Seattle Mariners
The M’s stunk last year. Sure, Ichiro had 512 hits. So this year, they are trying to buy some wins, in terms of offense. They gave Ritchie Sexson and Adrian Beltre huge contracts. They need to worry about the aging pitching, led by Jamie Moyer.
 
Oakland A’s
They were torn apart. The best three-man pitching staff in the big leagues is now 1. Hudon/Mulder out. Zito stays. Though the prospects that will be in the rotation will be awesome, they will need a year of seasoning. Look for future Cy Youngs from Rich Harden and Dan Haren.
 
AL Playoffs
Yankees, Angels, Twins, and Indians
 
 
NL East
 
Florida Marlins
Adding Carlos Delgado and Al Leiter to an already very good team makes the Fish a strong candidate to compete for the World Series. Up and down the lineup, this looks to be one of baseball's best. Only problem could be if Mota falls apart as closer.
 
Atlanta Braves
Did the Braves retool or what? Moving Smoltz to the rotation and adding one of the best pitchers in baseball in Tim Hudson sure makes the Braves a tough pick at #2.  Offensively, losing JD Drew will hurt, and adding problem child Raul Mondesi won't make up for it.
 
New York Mets
The big spenders of ’05 will find the playoffs are out of reach. Adding Pedro and Carlos Beltran will help, but they did lose Al Leiter. This team will most likely compete, but a serious run in the playoffs is a year away. Good luck Willie!
 
Washington Nationals
These are not your old Expos. They made a splash in the free agent market with Guzman, Castilla, Loiaza, and Guillen (trade). They have freewheeling GM in Jim Bowden, who will not allow the Nats to sink in DC. Look for the city to embrace the team, and possibly be the surprise team of the season.
 
Philadelphia Phillies
The only surprises the Phils have up their sleeve is hitting the cellar. High expectations in recent years will come crashing down. On paper, having Bob Abreau and Jim Thome can’t mean last place. But I think the Phillies will find a way to whittle this season down the tubes.


NL Central
 
St. Louis Cardinals
Last year’s World Series losers picked up one of baseball’s best pitchers in Mark Mulder. They also lost Edgar Renteria’s offense, replacing it with David Eckstein. The Cards should have any easy time with the division with the likes of Pujols, Walker, Rolen, Edmonds creaming pitches out of Busch Stadium.
 
Cincinnati Reds
I am not a big fan of the Reds, but I thought they helped themselves in the bullpen over the offseason, and signing Eric Milton was tremendous. Saying that, if Griffey is hurt and Adam Dunn strikes out three times a game, this prediction goes right out the window.

Houston Astros
Oswalt, Clemens, Petitte. That is the reason the 'Stros are picked this high. They lost Beltran and Kent’s bats, and Lance Berkman will start the season injured. It could be a slow start in Houston, but this team should have a great second half.
 
Chicago Cubs
I don’t understand these guys. They wanted Sosa out so bad that they gave him to Baltimore for a backup infielder. Cool. They replace him with a 30 homer guy who will also lead the league in K’s. If Wood and Prior continue to have nagging injuries, the Cubs may even fall further than fourth.
 
Pittsburgh Pirates
Yeah, they are a small market club, and they wont go to the playoffs, but they have improved talent-wise. Resigning Rookie Of The Year Jason Bay and Oliver Perez should have outstanding seasons, as does superstar-to-be Craig Wilson. Look for the Bucs to get younger at the trade deadline also when they ship out vets Jose Mesa and Benny Santiago.
 
Milwaukee Brewers
Bud’s brew crew is getting better. They added a big bat in Carlos Lee and have a great pitcher in Ben Sheets. Another monster season by Lyle Overbay might get the Brewers out of the cellar.

 

NL West
 
San Diego Padres
The Padres are back -- after a great season last year, expect the Pads to win the division this year. Woody Williams replaces David Wells as the vet in the rotation, and Dave Roberts will be their first true leadoff man in a few years. Strong seasons for Nevin and Klesko will alleviate some pressure from Greene and Burroughs. Brian Giles may win MVP.
 
Los Angeles Dodgers
Did the Dodgers retool or what? They gave big $$ to JD Drew, Jeff Kent, and Derek Lowe. They shipped out Shawn Green. The Dodgers can shoot for a wildcard berth thanks to strong pitching from Perez, Weaver, and a full season from Brad Penny.
 
Arizona Diamondbacks
The DBacks sucked last year. So, they got rid of Randy Johnson, and added Vazquez, Green, Glaus, and Ortiz. The DBacks cant be any worse than last year, and I think they will be much improved, led by a revitalized Shawn Green and Luis Gonzalez.
 
San Francisco Giants
The Giants will go as far as Barry Bonds takes them, and he will start the season injured. Adding Mosies Alou would have helped Bonds get more pitches, but the Giants are not the same without him. I guess the countdown to Aaron will be delayed a few months.
 
Colorado Rockies
How long will Todd Helton stay in Colorado and lose? The Rockies are full of young, inexperienced players, which will makes for a long season in Coors Field.

 

NL Playoffs
Cardinals, Marlins, Padres, and Braves

 

MLB Playoffs
 
Looks for the Yanks and Angels to duke it out in the 7 games for the AL pennant. Mariano Rivera strikes out Vlad in the ninth sending the Yanks back to the Series.

In the NL, the Cards can't overcomes a red-hot Mike Lowell in the playoffs, as the Fish look for a rematch with the Yanks in the Series.
 
World Series
Marlins vs. Yankees
I have to pick the Yankees, otherwise I could be disowned.


Some of the staff think that Cousy's picks are way out of line -- what do you think?

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