Ninjas Tolerate Lactose
Ninja poetry by D.J. Kirkbride
Art by J-Mil
 
Ninjas tolerate lactose
    Physical superiority
             is a priority;
    Ninjas know milk does the body good,
             and drink it like they should.
 
Ninjas DO NOT tolerate
    Being captured by an enemy,
             thinki’ hari kari
    When escape doesn’t seem possible,
             take a cyanide pill.
 
But ninjas love to eat cheese
    To not tolerate lactose would make
             it very hard to take.
    So a ninja knows dairy is great,
             easy to tolerate.
 
But fuck being held captive by an enemy.
Seriously.

 

 

 

 

 

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