:: the footnote ::

January 2004

Will You Be This Ninja's Friend?
by D.J. Krikbride
art by Staff Member #716

Will you be this ninja’s friend?
         Hang with him
         until the
         bitter end?

Can you be this ninja’s soul mate?
         Talkin’ ‘bout
         life, stayin’
         up real late?

Would you give this ninja a dolla’?
         and fitty
         cent? So he
         has bus fare?

What?? This isn’t just about money, dog!
         It’s just that
         ninjas ain’t
         get no pay!

C’mon!!! Have a heart and be this ninja’s frien’!!!

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