It’s a male ninja’s worl’
     Be tougher for a ninja
          GIRL.

A ninja fella can chill
     When he’s done with his assigned
          KILL.

But the poor ninja lady
     Has to balance her career
     With her growing family
     And her unappreciative
          Hubby
     Making supper and cleaning,
     Nurturing her lil’ children,
     Taking care of her boorish
          Husban’
     On top of her ninjatic
          Duty,
     Silently killing peeps for
          Honor.
     (Actually it's for... MONEY.)

She gotsta work twice as hard
     As some lazy guy ninja
          Retard.

No, it ain’t fair or modern
     But most ninjas are just old-
          fashioned.

It’s a male ninja’s WORLD.