February 20, 2006

A ninja be tougher
     than a silly ass robot.
Badass ninjitsu skillz
     beat what a metal “man” got.

‘Lectric gizmos, gadgets,
     and whatnot don’t mean nuthin’
to a well trained ninja
     with numchucks and high kickin’.

Sure a ‘bot is metal,
     created by mad science…
But a ninja’s got soul
     and can attack in silence.

Fancy robot sensors
     can’t detect ninja attacks
until it’s far too late;
     sharp throwing star in its back.

Ninja always beats robot.

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