Tadd Branum
Senior Contributor, Force of Nature
Straight from the hills of Appalachia comes Tadd Branum, y’all! Captured by kindly scientists whilst roaming the woods as the famed “mongrel boy of the hills”, he was reintroduced to civilized society slowly and scientifically. He excelled in his academic studies and human interaction. Eventually finding a mate, Rachel, he started a family, and has moved on to take over the secret circles of high society.
A masterful and nigh entertaining orator and damn funny storyteller, Tadd was always wary of writing for mysterious reasons known only to him. Finally being convinced by a good friend that writing is like talking, only you write the words down, he was coerced into writing a column in the famed footnote.
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