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Ryan Dilbert

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Ryan Dilbert is out to become the Kanye West of the literary world. This would include constant references to how great he is, speaking in third person and a guy in a bear suit on all his book covers. He is currently working on this writing in the Antioch LA MFA writing program. He is also currently working on sculpting an awesome body by means of playing video games, writing short stories and involvement in rousing games of Uno. Ryan is a seeker of truth, a slow walker and can't seem to remove his tongue from his cheek.

He is one half of the rap group, The Willie D Fan Club, who may help Ryan fulfill another goal, to become the Dave Eggers of the rap world.

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The Truth of the Matter

Ying Yang, Yeah Right! - 3/06
Just Where Does the Magic Happen? - 5/06
Evolution: Are You Kidding Me? - 6/06
Black Helicopters - 7/06
Addicted to Madden - 8/06
Personal Space: Who Needs It? - 9/06
Transforming Into 1992 - 10/06
Pen Island - 11/06
Road to Stardom - 11/06
White Man Walking - 12/06
Jews, Who Knew? - 12/06
They Put a Cow in my Burger! - 1/07
Popeye the Gay-ler Man - 2/07
Cracking the Code - 2/07
Ryan Dilbert #19, SP Houston Astros - 3/07
What Happens in Vegas Stays on You Forever - 4/07
Truth is the Meat in This Hero Sandwich - 4/07
Reading Between the Minds - 5/07
The Wheels on the Bud Go Crazy - 5/07
Hello, Dali! - 6/07
They Don't Drop Hits; They Drop Classics - 6/07
Platform 9 3/4, Here I Come! - 7/07
Kids Make Me (Hammer and) Sick(le) - 7/07
Night of the Los Angeles - 8/07
Who Let the Dogs Out... of Your Sight - 8/07
China's Great Gall - 09/07
Aliens, Get Your Hands Off Our Cobs - 10/07
War: What's it Good For? (Exercise, Confidence, and Fun!) - 11/07
Parallel - 12/07
There's a Jacket - 1/08
The King is Coming - 02/08
Lucky Stiff - 03/08
I Have Not Come Undone - 4/08
People Just Don't Like Charlie Chaplin - 5/08

Ryan also contributes to "Spoiler Warning"