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Laura Redfern

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One of the footnote's original six, Laura is known for possessing anal-retentive grammar skills, a love for all things even remotely British, and the most temperamental digestive system the world has yet seen. A graduate of Capital University in Literature and Theatre, Laura spent her first wild years out of college touring the U.S. as a freelance opera stage manager. When the temporary insanity passed, she found herself living in Austin, TX with her boyfriend Ryan, where she currently resides. She has developed a taste for Mexican food and has been heard to use the collective noun “y’all,” but still considers herself a Yankee after surviving 25 years of living in Ohio. Her guilty pleasures include buying outrageously priced lattes at her favorite local coffee shops, sleeping in as late as possible, and occasionally watching “Queer Eye for the Straight Guy” and “American Idol.” An avid nature-lover, Laura uses only 100% recycled humor in her writings for the footnote.

Her Writing Influences: Jim Shahin & Tom Robbins. Also influenced by having to correct business letters all day long.

Her Superpower: The ability to stop time ("and to start it back up again, thank you – no Alfred Hitchcock films here!"). She uses this ability to get all of her work done while time is stopped, which then allows her to do whatever the hell she wants with the “real” hours of the day – be that sleeping, practicing yoga, reading, or just laying around in the sun.

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Currents

Flugtag - 6/03
Animated Discussion - 7/03
Grass - 8/03
Touring the Tour (de France) - 9/03
Pillow Talk - 10/03
Wedding Traditions - 11/03
Off-Brand Religion - 12/03
Land of the Rising Sun - 1/04
Drive Time Drives Insanity - 2/04
Use Your Words - 3/04
Clouds - 4/04
Holiday Candy - 5/04
Locked on Target - 6/04
Massage - 7/04
Jalapenos From Hell - 8/04
The 12 Days of Japan- 10/04
The Day the Vote Stood Still - 11/04
Studios Make Attempt At Holiday Unity - 12/04
Pet Time - 2/05
Memory... - 3/05
Naming Rights - 4/05
The 34 Days - 5/05
...don't touch my tomatoes, man... - 7/05
Home Sweet Lightning Rod - 8/05
Snobbery, If You Must - 9/05
Trash Talk - 11/05
Wise Gifts - 12/05
A Travel Story - 2/06
CHIRP! - 3/06
Bumper Stickers - 6/06
Hey Buddy, Want to Buy Some Space? - 9/06