Fingers O'Reilly
Senior Contributor, Junior Birdman
Fingers O'Reilly spent many of his formative college years working in a bowling alley bar, which is also where he earned his nickname, having become a popular fellow on women's league night. Eventually, he would settle down, drop the bowling alley gig in favor of a more reputable bar (and less hand cramps), where he worked on perfecting his inner bastard. At some point, he met his wife Katie, whose work as a landscape architech drove him to more noble devices -- working for a suburban parks and recreation department. He apparently writes for the foonote only because Dustin must have some kind of dirt on him, which is entirely possible since the two went to high school together.
